oN wILLs...

If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.

-
Anon

...oN LEmoNADe + vODkA...

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade

...and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party!

-

Ron WHITE

oN suICiDe...

“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets...” 

- Al McGuire

oN MEn aNd LoVE...

A man falls in love just as he falls downstairs. It is an accident.

 

- 

Anon

...On MEmoRy.

..On aLchY..

oN A cERtaiN CAP'n ObvIOus...

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."

--
Former French President Charles de Gaulle.