oN wILLs...

If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.

-
Anon

...oN LEmoNADe + vODkA...

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade

...and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party!

-

Ron WHITE

oN suICiDe...

“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets...” 

- Al McGuire

oN MEn aNd LoVE...

A man falls in love just as he falls downstairs. It is an accident.

 

- 

Anon

...On MEmoRy.

..On aLchY..

oN A cERtaiN CAP'n ObvIOus...

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."

--
Former French President Charles de Gaulle.

oN TruTH...

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
 
--
Mark Twain

oN FeedING...

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

-
Buddy Hackett

...oN ClaRIty

Be obscure clearly.
 
-
E. B. White

...oN HealTH

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
 
-
Mark Twain

oN wIveS...

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.


--
Oscar Wilde

oN MarrIAge...

My advice to you is get married. 
If you find a good wife you'll be happy;  
if not, you'll become a philosopher. 

oN thE MiND...

Einstein = Genius Mind. Galileo = Great Mind. Newton = Extraordinary mind. Bill Gates = Brilliant Mind. Me = Nevermind.

--
Anon

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ON genERaLiZATionS...

All generalizations are false...including this one.
--
Mark Twain

oN thE RAt RaCE...

The Trouble with the rat race is that even after you win the race, you'll still be a rat.
-
Lily TOMLiN










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ON FisH...

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.


-
Kurt Cobain

...On FAsHIOn

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
 
-
Oscar WILDE

...oN MaRXiSm.

I am not a Marxist.
 
-
Karl Marx

On fR3EdOm oF SpE3cH...