On mAN...

Macho does not prove mucho.


-Zsa Zsa Gabor

oN bEER...

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

oN STRESS...

oN COMputERs...

What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?



-Marilyn Pittman

oN dEADliNEsss...

I love deadlines...I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.




-Douglas Adams

oN REasON....

"O reason, reason, abstract phantom of the waking state, I had already expelled you from my dreams, now I have reached a point where those dreams are about to become fused with apparent realities: now there is only room here for myself."


-Louis Aragon

oN wOmAN.....

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

- GROUCHo MARX