oN suICiDe...

“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets...” 

- Al McGuire

oN MEn aNd LoVE...

A man falls in love just as he falls downstairs. It is an accident.

 

- 

Anon

...On MEmoRy.

..On aLchY..

oN A cERtaiN CAP'n ObvIOus...

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."

--
Former French President Charles de Gaulle.

oN TruTH...

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
 
--
Mark Twain

oN FeedING...

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

-
Buddy Hackett