oN oRAL cONTRACEPTION...

"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'NO'." 




-Woody Allen

oN Life...

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is 100%!"

-RD Laing.

On TV..

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." - Groucho Marx