UNIVERSALLY SPEAKING: Life In Cartoon Motion...: May 2010

Thursday, May 27, 2010

The planet is fine...The people are fucked.

-George Carlin

Batman today has a blackberry.

- Jerry Beck

"A terrible thing happened to me last night again - Nothing."

-Phyllis Diller

Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity.

-Barbara Stanwyck

"When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes."

- Henry Miller.

"There are three natural anaesthetics: Sleep, fainting, and death."

-Oliver Wendell Holmes