oN FeedING...

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

-
Buddy Hackett

...oN ClaRIty

Be obscure clearly.
 
-
E. B. White

...oN HealTH

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
 
-
Mark Twain

oN wIveS...

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.


--
Oscar Wilde

oN MarrIAge...

My advice to you is get married. 
If you find a good wife you'll be happy;  
if not, you'll become a philosopher. 

oN thE MiND...

Einstein = Genius Mind. Galileo = Great Mind. Newton = Extraordinary mind. Bill Gates = Brilliant Mind. Me = Nevermind.

--
Anon

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ON genERaLiZATionS...

All generalizations are false...including this one.
--
Mark Twain

oN thE RAt RaCE...

The Trouble with the rat race is that even after you win the race, you'll still be a rat.
-
Lily TOMLiN










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ON FisH...

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.


-
Kurt Cobain

...On FAsHIOn

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
 
-
Oscar WILDE

...oN MaRXiSm.

I am not a Marxist.
 
-
Karl Marx

On fR3EdOm oF SpE3cH...

ON MIStakeS...

Yes. I've made mistakes. Life didn't come with instructions.
-
ANON

On LiFE aNd LiVINg...

All I really need to know...I learned in kindergarten.


-Robert Fulghum

oN the WEAther...

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.


-George Carlin

oN PeOPLe...

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
 
-Charles M. Schulz 

oN DEMOcrazy..

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people.


--
Oscar Wilde

on tACT...

I have never been hurt by what I have not said.


--
Calvin Coolidge

oN GuiLT...

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
 
- Erma Bombeck

oN fAShIoN...

Fashion has done more harm than revolutions.
   
-Victor Hugo

on WIsD-umB...

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
 
-Bill Cosby

oN childREN...

You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up!

- Anon.

oN MeN..

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

-Anon

oN WoMEN..

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
 

-Groucho Marx