ON soME SHaKESpEAreaN WISEdom...

The robb'd that smiles, steals something from the thief.


- Shakespeare

on smART...

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?

- Anon

oN BS..

Déjà  Moo:  The feeling that you've heard this bull before.


-ANON

oN the INtERnet...

The internet: Where women are men....and 12 year old boys are FBI agents.

-aNON

On mAN...

Macho does not prove mucho.


-Zsa Zsa Gabor

oN bEER...

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

oN STRESS...

oN COMputERs...

What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?



-Marilyn Pittman

oN dEADliNEsss...

I love deadlines...I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.




-Douglas Adams

oN REasON....

"O reason, reason, abstract phantom of the waking state, I had already expelled you from my dreams, now I have reached a point where those dreams are about to become fused with apparent realities: now there is only room here for myself."


-Louis Aragon

oN wOmAN.....

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

- GROUCHo MARX