oN LAZYnesS...

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

on PoLITICs...

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common....They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

 

 

ON soME SHaKESpEAreaN WISEdom...

The robb'd that smiles, steals something from the thief.


- Shakespeare

on smART...

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?

- Anon

oN BS..

Déjà  Moo:  The feeling that you've heard this bull before.


-ANON

oN the INtERnet...

The internet: Where women are men....and 12 year old boys are FBI agents.

-aNON

On mAN...

Macho does not prove mucho.


-Zsa Zsa Gabor

oN bEER...

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

oN STRESS...

oN COMputERs...

What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?



-Marilyn Pittman

oN dEADliNEsss...

I love deadlines...I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.




-Douglas Adams

oN REasON....

"O reason, reason, abstract phantom of the waking state, I had already expelled you from my dreams, now I have reached a point where those dreams are about to become fused with apparent realities: now there is only room here for myself."


-Louis Aragon

oN wOmAN.....

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

- GROUCHo MARX

oN CooKing...

oN DeAR PLANet...

The planet is fine...The people are fucked.

-George Carlin

On hardWORK...

oN thE BlACKbeRRY...

Batman today has a blackberry.

- Jerry Beck

On SeX...

"A terrible thing happened to me last night again - Nothing."

-Phyllis Diller

oN EGOtisM..

Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity. 

-Barbara Stanwyck

oN PoVERty...

"When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes."
 

- Henry Miller.

oN AnAEStHEsiA...

"There are three natural anaesthetics: Sleep, fainting, and death."
 
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

ON LiFE...SIDE 2.

On DruNKenESSS...

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools."

 
-Ernest Hemmingway

oN ALCOHOL...

ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY...So what ? Who's in a hurry?

-Anon

oN TeLevISON...

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called brightness, but it doesn't work. 

-Gallagher

oN mY cOUNtRy...

"In this country we encourage "creativity" among the mediocre, but real bursting creativity appalls us. We put it down as undisciplined, as somehow "too much"..."

-Pauline Kael

oN Husbands...

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
 
-ZSA ZSA GABOR

 

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

- Buddha

oN Thee...

Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.

-Erma Bombeck