oN bEER...

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

oN STRESS...

oN COMputERs...

What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?



-Marilyn Pittman

oN dEADliNEsss...

I love deadlines...I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.




-Douglas Adams

oN REasON....

"O reason, reason, abstract phantom of the waking state, I had already expelled you from my dreams, now I have reached a point where those dreams are about to become fused with apparent realities: now there is only room here for myself."


-Louis Aragon

oN wOmAN.....

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

- GROUCHo MARX

oN CooKing...