On DruNKenESSS...

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools."

 
-Ernest Hemmingway

oN ALCOHOL...

ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY...So what ? Who's in a hurry?

-Anon

oN TeLevISON...

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called brightness, but it doesn't work. 

-Gallagher

oN mY cOUNtRy...

"In this country we encourage "creativity" among the mediocre, but real bursting creativity appalls us. We put it down as undisciplined, as somehow "too much"..."

-Pauline Kael

oN Husbands...

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
 
-ZSA ZSA GABOR

 

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

- Buddha

oN Thee...

Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.

-Erma Bombeck